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"And you're teaching your children to pray... for under !" Not much to say right now, except that I'm feeling happy. And it's cold--damned cold. Despite the chill in the air and the stiff wind, I did go out for a walk this afternoon; I thought my eyebrows were going to fall off. Oh. I know. I've mentioned several times before how much damage daytime teevee can do to your brain. So today I was watching QVC, and I was reminded why I watch QVC in the first place. How else would I know that things such as the Talking Musical Prayer Alarm Clock exist? It features figurines of your choice of white or brown skinned praying children, and it plays a selection of 12 hymns. (The "hymns" include Morning Has Broken, which I had never thought of as a hymn until the hostess mentioned it.) It also recites the Lord's Prayer, and there's a switch on the back that changes the prayer to Spanish. This, readers, was manufactured without any irony whatsoever. I used to have an alarm clock that played a melody from Handel's Water Music, and during that time, I thought my roommate would kill me by throwing it at my head in the night, she hated it so much. I finally got rid of it by giving it to a friend whose alarm clock had died a non-specific but nonetheless horrible death. Anyway, I'm scared; hold me. 2000-11-21, evening comments (0)
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