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06.20.2004 - New Blog
06.09.2004 - War makes poets of us all
06.07.2004 - In the works
06.04.2004 - Justify your existance in 250 words or less
06.03.2004 - South Dakota has a new Congresswoman
05.29.2004 - How can I miss you if you won't go away?
05.28.2004 - Grumble. Pout. Whine.
05.27.2004 - I am nothing if not responsive
05.25.2004 - Why am I still talking about Rick Astley?
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05.22.2004 - Are you stalking me? No, I'm being paid to do this by your political rival.
05.21.2004 - Still not sure what "awesomely" means in this sense
05.21.2004 - And now for something completely different...
05.20.2004 - Better than picking up my dry cleaning, that's for sure
05.18.2004 - Doing another song wrong
05.13.2004 - The sweet smell of shame
05.11.2004 - In which I taunt the French a second time
05.09.2004 - The responses varied widely, which surprised no one.
05.05.2004 - i was drunk the day my mom got out of prison...
05.04.2004 - ... for their patients who chew gum
05.03.2004 - Update from the basement
04.26.2004 - Live from...
04.26.2004 - Tell him what he's won. Johnny.
04.23.2004 - Rainy Afternoon Idea
04.23.2004 - Again with the "go figure"
04.17.2004 - Mission: Impossible
04.15.2004 - Is that your final answer?
04.12.2004 - P.S. I just flew in from Texas, and boy are my arms tired
04.08.2004 - Are women really that evil?
04.08.2004 - Remember that diet?
04.03.2004 - Option Paralysis
04.02.2004 - Note to my subconscious
03.31.2004 - It's almost April, which means it's time to think about taxes once again.
03.27.2004 - Praying for rain
03.26.2004 - Watching Myself
03.24.2004 - Note to This whole rah-rah business
03.23.2004 - Is this Monday or Tuesday?
03.21.2004 - Summing up the weekend
03.19.2004 - Mmmm. Wooozy.
03.18.2004 - My not-exactly adopted home state
03.17.2004 - Another boring diet update
03.16.2004 - What becomes an American Idol most? One shudders to think...
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03.16.2004 - Diet Things
03.15.2004 - OK, I'm looking at the picture, and I've got news for this girl.
03.15.2004 - Warning: Boring entries next 25 miless
03.13.2004 - Funny is where you find it
03.12.2004 - Today's weird search phrase
03.12.2004 - You have heard my cry of horror, and you have responded.
03.11.2004 - They're back -- in Pog Form!
03.08.2004 - OK, so they're not made from real Girl Scouts
03.07.2004 - Fun with referring hosts
03.06.2004 - A random thought
03.04.2004 - The post-trip analysis begins
03.03.2004 - Yay Vermont!
02.29.2004 - Winding down here
02.20.2004 - Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around
02.16.2004 - The new black, same as the old black
02.12.2004 - I think Vermont is getting to me.
02.08.2004 - Change is good
02.03.2004 - A less-than-random Tuesday night
02.02.2004 - So I was thinking about this guy I know...
01.26.2004 - We hold these truths to be self evident...
01.26.2004 - But I know it when I see it
01.24.2004 - I guess this is just another lost cause, Mr. Paine.
01.18.2004 - We're counting down the hours
01.17.2004 - The Vision Thing
01.16.2004 - More stuff from Iowa
01.15.2004 - Minute by Minute
01.13.2004 - If you have any glasses-finding karma...
01.09.2004 - Instant Karma
01.01.2004 - Happy New Year
12.29.2003 - The thing that most annoys me about here.
12.26.2003 - Merry whatever
12.24.2003 - Come Together
12.22.2003 - Back in the world of the living
12.19.2003 - Whinge.
12.13.2003 - Weird goings on
12.12.2003 - Not Exactly Glorious Food
12.11.2003 - Still not sure why this made the NY Times
12.10.2003 - I started writing this two hours ago.
12.09.2003 - These are the holidays
12.08.2003 - Speaking of the New Black...
12.05.2003 - I'm cold, and I don't know what time it is.
12.04.2003 - Live from Iowa.... it's Koog!
11.30.2003 - On my way out to Des Moines
11.25.2003 - Great. Now I have to read the food.
11.18.2003 - Work work work work work... and then work some more.
11.14.2003 - The Ugliest Slumber Party
11.12.2003 - Remember the lesson about the live mic? That's a different lesson.
11.11.2003 - Soup is good food
11.07.2003 - I come not to praise Caesar...
11.07.2003 - Loop-de-loophole
11.04.2003 - Forewarned is forearmed
11.04.2003 - Shut up, RNC, CBS, et al
11.01.2003 - Ranting at the opposition party for behaving like an opposition party
10.29.2003 - You're both wrong!
10.24.2003 - Politicians overwhelmed by their own presence... film at 11
10.20.2003 - It's the movies, stupid.
10.18.2003 - Pill Bill
10.15.2003 - Amelia the Maine Coon Cat says hello, and she also says you should vote for Howard Dean. OK, no, really I said that
10.14.2003 - Color me impressed
10.13.2003 - The woes of a hardcore moderate
10.13.2003 - The woes of a hardcore moderate
10.10.2003 - As opposed to The Dims
10.08.2003 - The world is full of freaks
10.08.2003 - Recall Madness
10.05.2003 - Well. How did I get here?
10.04.2003 - The jaws that bite; the claws that catch
10.01.2003 - OK, now I'm scared.
09.30.2003 - Random.. hey! I can still be random!
09.29.2003 - Missing: one pair rimless glasses
09.29.2003 - It's a big country, somebody's got to drive in it
09.28.2003 - In other news...
09.28.2003 - Back Home
09.26.2003 - F-y'all's-I
09.26.2003 - Junk
09.25.2003 - The General has no...
09.25.2003 - I don't see why not
09.25.2003 - More Skepticism about Clark
09.24.2003 - A vacation from politics
09.23.2003 - Partly Connected
09.22.2003 - One more voice in a weird chorus
09.22.2003 - My Last Urban Nerve
09.18.2003 - Errata
09.18.2003 - This is one of those times
09.17.2003 - Wasn't Eight Enough?
09.15.2003 - And speaking of things you're sick of hearing about...
09.15.2003 - Live from the Mountains
09.15.2003 - One. Two. Three
09.04.2003 - A bit of levity on Capitol Hill
09.01.2003 - Just like the evening news
08.27.2003 - Get over yourself, already.
08.23.2003 - Airports and Congressmen
08.22.2003 - This political announcement paid for by Koog
08.16.2003 - Hey. Thanks!
8.12.2003 - Ow, Ow ow ow ow!
08.10.2003 - Mmmm. Four color 80 pound coil binding.
08.08.2003 - A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, and about 500 other cities around the United States
08.02.2003 - Zorak Things
07.28.2003 - We the People
07.25.2003 - The don't know they're "just" fosters, and neither do I
07.24.2003 - Bubbles!
07.18.2003 - Take me to your leader
07.16.2003 - OK, so I found something to write about.
07.07.2003 - Grumbling
07.04.2003 - Just Not Right
07.03.2003 - Find a few hours to do what has to be done
06.29.2003 - Keeping busy during the nice weather
06.25.2003 - It's for you!
06.24.2003 - Summer in the city
06.20.2003 - Mmmm. Frosting for breakfast.
06.18.2003 - A tale of two bacteria, and one bad sandwich
06.10.2003 - This is a story about a cat
06.02.2003 - Busting out all over
05.29.2003 - And of course, it's raining again
05.27.2003 - This is the sound my brain makes when it's tired
05.25.2003 - Three things
05.24.2003 - More random than American Idol, anyway
05.21.2003 - Requiem for a hole-in-the-wall
05.19.2003 - It's what's for dinner
05.12.2003 - Cross my heart, hope to die, etc...
05.11.2003 - Dog is my co pilot
05.11.2003 - Dog is my co pilot
05.09.2003 - Conspiracy theories all over the place
05.06.2003 - Stop. Look, Listen.
05.05.2003 - I've done it again
05.03.2003 - Blood Makes Noise
05.02.2003 - It's the economy, stupid
05.01.2003 - At a loss for a short description
04.30.2003 - Conspiracy theory
04.29.2003 - Spammer Ethics
04.28.2003 - Living in a material world
04.27.2003 - Thoughts on being American
04.26.2003 - Mmmmm. Healthilicious.
04.25.2003 - On the whole, not a bad day, and I'll tell you about it tomorrow
04.17.2003 - Who turned out the lights?
04.15.2003 - Am I going to have to bang my head against a brick wall?
04.13.2003 - It's alll about the cable company
04.04.2003 - Until I get back, here's something to ponder.
03.27.2003 - Things I am so sure you needed to know.
03.25.2003 - A Sickness Story
03.15.2003 - Yawn.
03.12.2003 - Mmmm. Semi permanent.
03.08.2003 - Our Nation's Stupid Capital
03.07.2003 - Things In My Life
03.05.2003 - Grooming, mostly
03.01.2003 - As per usual
02.27.2003 - Won't you be my neighbor?
02.26.2003 - An open letter to whoever is in charge of the weather
02.25.2003 - Enough Already
02.24.2003 - They've all come to look for America
02.23.2003 - As American as They Wanna Be
02.22.2003 - You know what they say about silence? It's true
02.21.2003 - Once bitten... ouch.
02.20.2003 - Surprise! Something worked right
02.19.2003 - Scary things
02.18.2003 - Sunshine Day
02.16.2003 - Secret Weather Geek
02.15.2003 - Buy them in a whole new way
02.13.2003 - While Rome Burns and Stuff
02.06.2003 - Something Revisited
02.04.2003 - That old, familar place
02.01.2003 - Just another PSA
01.30.2003 - What are the odds?
01.28.2003 - The state of the onion
01.28.2003 - Film at 11
01.26.2003 - Yawn. I guess it's Sunday.
01.23.2003 - Frailty, thy name is Verizon
01.21.2003 - War. War is stupid. And people are stupid. And I think you know the rest.
01.20.2003 - One step back
01.19.2003 - Coming to you live from the back bedroom
01.18.2003 - Just another part of a balanced breakfast
01.17.2003 - Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?
01.16.2003 - Damn, it's morning already
01.13.2003 - How many doctors did it take?
01.12.2003 - Another note from the hospital
01.10.2003 - Hello Kidney
01.06.2003 - Happy Accomplishment Dance
01.05.2003 - Family Style
01.03.2003 - Hey, it's 2003
12.17.2002 - Something Shiny
12.14.2002 - Upon my return
10.31.2002 - Hiatus
10.22.2002 - How I am
10.17.2002 - In other news, I have a blister on my little toe, and it hurts
10.14.2002 - Make it stop!
10.09.2002 - At last, something to report
10.07.2002 - Mmmm. Adrenaline
10.06.2002 - In the News
10.02.2002 - Smarten Up, America
10.01.2002 - If you say so...
09.29.2002 - Get out of the pool, please.
09.26.2002 - I know what you need...
09.26.2002 - I'm not a crazy person, but I play one on teevee
09.24.2002 - The happy thing that happened
09.23.2002 - Dental Diet
09.18.2002 - Rummaging around
09.04.2002 - Craptacular!
08.31.2002 - Supercalifragilisticexpiala-d'oh-tious
08.28.2002 - Let a smile be your umbrella
08.26.2002 - Makeup report
08.24.2002 - No Single Cheese
08.22.2002 - In the pink
08.22.2002 - Scrub-a dub
08.19.2002 - Go Figure
08.18.2002 - Nothing left to do but wonder why
08.17.2002 - An open letter to Baseball
08.16.2002 - Public Service Announcement
08.15.2002 - God save the King
08.13.2002 - Apropos of nothing
08.10.2002 - Summertime Cheese
08.08.2002 - Unimportant Stuff
08.05.2002 - It seemed like a good idea at the time
08.05.2002 - It begins again
07.31.2002 - ...and that's Kool-aid and Gin
07.29.2002 - It's not all about the children, you know
07.24.2002 - Feel-Good Shower Curtain
07.23.2002 - What I Am
07.20.2002 - The Sparrow Siege: Day Three
07.18.2002 - You cats are no help at all!
07.15.2002 - Lend me a tenor... or, well, maybe don't.
07.13.2002 - Lazy Hazy Crazy
07.12.2002 - I'm so vain. I probably think this song is about me.
07.10.2002 - I know you're talking because I can see your lips moving
07.02.2002 - Because it was there
06.28.2002 - Is that thunder?
06.24.2002 - Activity on a hot day
06.21.2002 - Things that puzzle me
06.20.2002 - In which Koog is not a very nice person
06.19.2002 - Not as much fun as staring directly into a solar eclipse
06.15.2002 - These are the voices behind the machine
06.13.2002 - I'm mad as hell
06.12.2002 - 98 percent of the game is half mental
06.09.2002 - If life were a dog
06.06.2002 - Cheeseburgers for all my friends
06.04.2002 - Shows you what I know...
06.02.2002 - Doomed to repeat it
05.31.2002 - Until the last syllable of recorded time
05.29.2002 - Happy Meal
05.29.2002 - You can't jump a jet plane like you can a freight train
05.25.2002 - It's a little like falling off a horse, but not really
05.23.2002 - Teacher, mother, secret lover
05.22.2002 - You know that adage about things you can't control?
05.19.2002 - Don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows
05.17.2002 - Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town
05.17.2002 - Le Freak, c'est chic
05.16.2002 - Rubber and Springs
05.14.2002 - Bite the Wax Tadpole
05.13.2002 - Every other day of the week is fine
05.09.2002 - Magic Red
05.06.2002 - Mmmm. Healthy.
04.30.2002 - Way over the top
04.29.2002 - Sweet land of liberty... or something
04.29.2002 - This is one of the things that happens when you blink, and all of a sudden you're 10 years older
04.26.2002 - Cleanup on Aisle Five... now!
04.19.2002 - Americans: Now Even Lazier!
04.15.2002 - In which Koog goes outside and stays there more than an hour
04.12.2002 - In which Koog describes a proper mascara application technique
04.07.2002 - Going down the river feeling bad
04.05.2002 - Objects, whether you actually see them in the mirror or not, may be closer than they appear
03.31.2002 - Things that make me sad, but not that kind of sad
03.30.2002 - Grown?
03.28.2002 - The Melanie/Scarlett Axis
03.26.2002 - Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Not me.
03.21.2002 - The road is always open
03.17.2002 - Remember, Junior Birdmen, to turn your box tops in
03.14.2002 - "Cooler than ice cream and warmer than the sun"
03.12.2002 - We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
03.10.2002 - "The earth is round, but everything on it is flat."
03.08.2002 - Arrivaderci, Roma
03.03.2002 - Now you see her...
02.27.2002 - Mission Accomplished.
02.27.2002 - Stream of what's going on
02.22.2002 - Dear Judge. Amanda could not come to Jury Duty, she was Sick. Signed, Amanda's Mom
02.19.2002 - Hey, is that reality I see over there?
02.16.2002 - Why a big suit?
02.12.2002 - What is your damage, Heather?
02.10.2002 - It's a Girl!
02.07.2002 - Am I the only one who thinks the plural of "ax" should be "axen"?
02.05.2002 - Cats and Flowers
02.02.2002 - Goodnight, Sweetheart
01.30.2002 - How much is that kidney in the window?
01.29.2002 - You know those things you think everybody knows, but sometimes you're wrong?
01.27.2002 - Back out of the saddle again
01.26.2002 - We're going to get coffee. You stay here, and if anything happens--to you--we'll be out getting coffee.
01.24.2002 - They've got it all at the mall
01.22.2002 - You seriously expect me to spend money here?
01.21.2002 - We are young despite the years. We are concern. We are old despite the times.
01.16.2002 - In the News
01.15.2002 - Surprise!
01.12.2002 - On the left-hand side
01.10.2002 - Ghost Writers in the Sky
01.08.2002 - Speaking of Cheese
01.05.2002 - In which Koog tries to tell about buying something, but can't get through the story without a couple of sub-stories
01.05.2002 - We have the technology. We can rebuild him.
01.03.2002 - If you must wear fox to the opera, Dame Fashion says 'Dye It!'
01.02.2002 - A Space Odyssey
12.29.2001 - Today is a happy day: I have new Birks!
12.25.2001 - Jet Puffed Goodness
12.22.2001 - Not my holiday card
12.20.2001 - Grrrr
12.19.2001 - There is one every year
12.18.2001 - Peace on Earth... or something
12.15.2001 - I'm wearing fur pajamas. (No, not really.)
12.13.2001 - Mortality, this is Reality
12.11.2001 - Visions of Sugarplums
12.07.2001 - O Tannenbaum
12.04.2001 - Welcome December, please wipe your feet on the mat
11.29.2001 - What were you expecting?
11.28.2001 - Gather ye rosebuds while ye may
11.25.2001 - "Attaboy, Clarence"
11.21.2001 - Thankfuls 2001
11.18.2001 - Where I Was
11.15.2001 - Sizzle or not
11.13.2001 - Back.
11.02.2001 - Koog waves "hi" from ICU
10.31.2001 - QVC doesn't list Heart Valves
10.14.2001 - This modern world
10.11.2001 - Laziest. Cats. Ever.
10.09.2001 - Open 24 Hours
10.08.2001 - No news is no news
10.04.2001 - You had joy, you had fun, I had painkillers on call
10.02.2001 - Yet Another Kiddie Music Rant
09.29.2001 - What I Have Not Got
09.27.2001 - Koog blames everything on...
09.25.2001 - "..."
09.14.2001 - On a dime
09.03.2001 - Taking that ride to nowhere...
2001-08-24 - It's all about the carbon
2001-08-22 - Insert noise made by Charlie Brown's teachers here
2001-08-21 - A Celebration of Specialness
2001-08-18 - On the road again.
2001-08-17 - In time, I will figure out everything.
2001-08-15 - This is how Koog talks, with the semi-colons and the em dashes and everything.
2001-08-14 - In another reality, I'm basking in the south of France right now
2001-08-13 - Things were so much better two weeks ago
2001-08-11 - Bush Not Liar, Bush Says
2001-08-09 - But I play one on teevee...
2001-08-08 - Seeing. Believing.
2001-08-05 - The days are just packed
2001-08-04 - Hey, Man...
2001-08-03 - What kind of things?
2001-08-02 - Rock and Roll
2001-08-01 - Sometimes I'm a little freaked out
2001-07-31 - It's a beautiful day
2001-07-30 - When things never change
2001-07-29 - Rainy Sunday, bought a rain hat and a lip gloss, plus two CDs. They combined to keep me dry.
2001-07-28 - Overstating the obvious
2001-07-26 - Rain today. Yay.
2001-07-24 - Cat's got my tongue
2001-07-24 - It's a girl!
2001-07-22 - It was the light
2001-07-20 - It's a hard life, not caring about Jesus, you know
07/10/01 - Koog's Mom Interjects
2001-07-01 - It's obvious
2001-06-25 - This calls for expensive tests!
2001-06-20 - Well, damn
2001-06-19 - Misc.
2001-06-18 - Fainting paces
2001-06-16 - Bite the wax tadpole
2001-06-14 - My Pretty Girl
2001-06-14 - This is so cool
2001-06-13 - Another stupid shoppng story
2001-06-12 - Thin Thighs in Thirty Days!
Not.
2001-06-12 - ...or forever hold your peace
2001-06-09 - Hanging out in the doughnut shop
2001-06-08 - Pickles and Eye Cream
2001-06-07 - Another sign of summer: the first Big Gulp
2001-06-06 - Oh, and it rained today, yesterday, and the day before
2001-06-04 - Don't get out your hankies, you're not going to need them
2001-06-03 - Sunday at the Mall with Koog
2001-06-01 - Lately on the Blab
2001-05-31 - Hecate and the Dime Bag
2001-05-30 - To know that you've forgotten something, you have to remember it.
2001-05-29 - Gurl Stuff
2001-05-29 - Outrageousness?
2001-05-28 - Remembrance Day
2001-05-25 - Every little thing
2001-05-24 - You know that place you always see? Maybe you should stop there.
2001-05-23 - You're damned if you do...
2001-05-23 - Open up, Jonah, I'm coming in.
2001-05-22 - Talk amongst yourselves
2001-05-21 - Time by the numbers
2001-05-20 - The dingos ate my baby!
2001-05-15 - Hatchlings
2001-05-12 - Is it time for a nap already?
2001-05-09 - Blargh
2001-05-08 - Speaking of Fur
2001-05-07 - Big Bird in My Back Yard
2001-05-06 - Tales from an Urban Yard Sale
2001-05-05 - Hot Glazed Goodness
2001-05-04 - I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
2001-05-03 - A slow day
2001-05-02 - All rolled into one
2001-05-01 - Hooray for Everybody!
2001-04-30 - Every time it rains, it rains pennies from hell
2001-04-29 - Slack takes a holiday
2001-04-27 - Stress may be hazardous to your health
2001-04-26 - This is one of those days which the pages of history teach us are best spent lying in bed
2001-04-25 - Humbug
2001-04-24 - Huge and Terrifying
2001-04-24 - Take That, Pete Townshend. With Respect, Kenny G.
2001-04-21 - Hey there, you with the stars in your eyes
2001-04-21 - So funny I forgot to laugh
2001-05-20 - Aminal Crackers in my Soup
2001-05-20 - Facts about Cats
2001-04-18 - Not available in any store
2001-04-17 - Were you looking here for information, you silly thing?
2001-04-17 - Do you hear a telephone?
2001-04-15 - Untitled
2001-04-13 - Whither the Kwanzaa Bunny?
2001-04-12 - Shopper Rage
2001-04-10 - Cleanliness is next to...
2001-04-09 - Re.
2001-04-05 - Champagne Supernova
2001-04-05 - I am not a housewife. This is a good thing.
2001-04-04 - Setting Screens
2001-04-04 - but I play one on teevee
2001-04-02 - I am not sick... very.
2001-03-30 - Life in Present Participles
2001-03-29 - It's 5:00. Do you know where your bra is?
2001-03-28 - Lemony Fresh!
2001-03-27 - They promised me spring, so I'm looking for spring.
2001-03-24 - RAWK and ROLL
2001-03-23 - And then I spent half an hour getting home
2001-03-22 - More Songs about Lola and Hecate
2001-03-21 - The day it rained forever
2001-02-20 - Fred, the Murderous Cat
2001-03-19 - Feathering the nest
2001-03-18 - Cookies and stuff
2001-03-16 - Paradox
2001-03-15 - A variety from the garden
2001-03-14 - Here to there and back again
2001-03-14 - Knowing the place for the first time
2001-03-13 - Fun with Stats
2001-03-12 - We're on a road to nowhere, come on inside
2001-03-11 - Just brush my teeth before you leave me, bay-bee
2001-03-10 - In which Koog gets on a soapbox about the importance of having pets
2001-03-08 - Stages of boredom
2001-03-08 - The people in my neighborhood
2001-03-07 - I wish I lived in Wisconsin *sigh*
2001-03-06 - Observations
2001-03-05 - Knitting
2001-03-04 - Life is hard sometimes
2001-03-04 - Fiscal responsibility. Sort of.
2001-03-03 - Whether the weather
2001-03-02 - We all scream
2001-02-28 - Cats and flowers
2001-02-28 - Ubiqui-date
2001-02-26 - Memory Days
2001-02-24 - One hundred reasons to hate television
2001-02-20 - Some people dream about really cool things; me, I dream about hospitals. Why isn't this a surprise?
2001-02-19 - Brrrrrrrrt. (That's a Lola Noise.)
2001-02-17 - Symptoms and snack foods
2001-02-16 - another gray day
2001-02-15 - Here's a quarter, please use it to buy a clue
2001-02-14 - Hearts and Jammies
2001-02-13 - More about Lola and a bit about dogs
2001-02-13 - Damn.
2001-02-12 - Found in the dark of night
2001-02-10 - I'm not happy 'cause I'm not happy
2001-02-08 - Deadpan, or not
2001-02-07 - *yawn* Koog buys things, film at 11.
2001-02-06 - On keeping your eyes open
2001-02-05 - Why I may never get my Girl Card
2001-02-04 - The lamest of the lame
2001-02-03 - News of this diary
2001-02-02 - If words had meaning, then this would make sense
2001-02-01 - Blah blah blah haircut blah blah lotion blah blah exfoliate
2001-01-31 - Careful what you wish for
2001-01-31 - Soda procurement tips
2001-01-30 - The facts of life
2001-01-29 - So, Koog, tell us about your day!
2001-01-26 - Lola's new spot
2001-01-26 - Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
2001-01-25 - Incoherent rambling
2001-01-25 - Figuring it all out, sort of
2001-01-24 - *sigh*
2001-01-23 - All your life you were only waiting for this moment to arise
2001-01-22 - Good Fer What Ails Ya
2001-01-18 - What is the half-life of a really bad joke?
2001-01-18 - The one where Koog feels a little sorry for herself and then gets mad
2001-01-17 - It lasted twenty years, seven months and twenty-seven days
2001-01-17 - The hunt for the Fierce Berry
2001-01-16 - Gee it's good to be back home again
11 jan - Here we go again
2000-12-28 - Some things that never change
2000-12-27 - A short recipe for disaster
2000-12-22 - You should be dancing
2000-12-22 - I feel bad
2000-12-21 - Pharmacollege
2000-12-20 - File under Fire
2000-12-20 - Fritos go with lunch.
2000-12-19 - White Solstice
2000-12-19 - All we have to see is that I don't belong to you and you don't belong to me
2000-12-18 - I've seen the cops and the robbers and I know they dance the same
2000-12-17 - *yawn* Koog's home from the hospital again...
16 dec - Another update from Fedward
2000-12-12 - Two steps forward, two steps back
2000-12-11 - Is this Spinal Tap?
2000-12-10 - Mediations of Koog, who does too much
2000-12-09 - SnarkHaus Revisited
2000-12-09 - Saturday
2000-12-08 - Loud and Long and Clear
2000-12-07 - Change is good
2000-12-07 - Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
2000-12-06 - In which it all starts to make sense
2000-12-06 - You really have a wonderful life
2000-12-05 - A girl's best friend
2000-12-05 - Continuity of Cookies
2000-12-04 - Help Koog make Cookies!
2000-12-04 - Things in my life
2000-12-03 - Dear World: Please stop sucking. *heart* Koog
2000-12-03 - Nothing any one planned on
2000-12-02 - I think way too much
2000-12-01 - Example of the finest example
2000-11-30 - I live here
2000-11-29 - Where it pays to be right...
2000-11-28 - Can I call you Al?
2000-11-28 - I suppose I ought to rant more often
2000-11-26 - Because you're worth it!
2000-11-26 - "Can you take me higher?" Um, no actually I can't.
2000-11-25 - I've been waiting for tomorrow all of my life
2000-11-23 - Thanksgiving Day
2000-11-22 - For a loop
2000-11-21 - "And you're teaching your children to pray... for under !"
2000-11-20 - A mixed bag...
2000-11-20 - The thrill of victory, etc
2000-11-18 - Cute cute little baby, don't you wanna make him stay up late at night?
2000-11-17 - I'm free to do what I want any old time
2000-11-15 - Profit from loss
2000-11-14 - No one, not even the rain, has such small hands
2000-11-14 - Do you hate to iron as much as I do?
2000-11-11 - Point to point, point observation
2000-11-10 - A hundred million birds fly away
2000-11-09 - The first day of the rest of my life
2000-11-09 - For the first time ever, a book about feng shui entered my house, but then it left. What a relief.
2000-11-08 - Memories fade, but the scars still linger
2000-11-07 - Bush not liar, Bush says
2000-11-07 - Upside Down
2000-11-06 - Why cheap red wine is evil
2000-11-06 - It's what's for lunch
2000-11-05 - We all scream for...
2000-11-05 - What was this about?
2000-11-04 - These are days you remember
2000-11-03 - Ramble
1 nov - Jump back and kiss yourself
2000-10-30 - Did you ever have so dog-gone much to say that you couldn't?
2000-10-29 - Je Reviens
24 oct - Koogle Presents the Koogle Show Starring Koogle
22 oct - Minimum 80 percent Koogle Content
2000-10-19 - Transplant
2000-10-19 - Snausages
2000-10-18 - Lots of things in the lab to do, lots of things to do
2000-10-17 - In the dressing room mirror
2000-10-17 - An entry with a lot of parenthetical statements
2000-10-16 - How I thought furniture might change my life
2000-10-15 - Weddings by the Numbers
2000-10-13 - Making an entry out of nothing at all
2000-10-12 - Brrrrrring
2000-10-11 - Soup is good food (plus a makeup lesson)
2000-10-10 - Thank You For Letting Me Be Mice Elf
2000-10-10 - But ten's a perfect number
2000-10-10 - Now I lay me down to sleep, for about eight hours.
2000-10-09 - If you could keep me floating, just for a while, 'til I get to the end of this tunnel
2000-10-09 - "Always wear your socks. I worry about your feet getting cold."
2000-10-07 - Ample parking day or night, people shouting 'howdy neighbor!'
2000-10-06 - Iced tea and sympathy
2000-10-06 - Where's my several cups of coffee?
2000-10-05 - The girl of 100 lists
2000-10-04 - I just wanna live while I'm alive. *eyeroll*
2000-10-04 - I try to speak the language and it comes out sounding like "Here I am, Stupid American."
2000-10-04 - A man in a coonskin cap and a pigpen wants eleven dollar bills, you only got ten.
2000-10-03 - My other life is waiting, but who knows where?
2000-10-03 - Come and sit by my side if you love me
2000-10-02 - Giant Yawn
2000-10-02 - Seriously, guys.
2000-10-01 - I can break-dance, I can fight; I can kick your sorry ass.
2000-09-30 - Most likely you'll go your way and I'll go mine
2000-09-28 - Excellent!
2000-09-28 - As I stand here, five senses reeling
2000-09-26 - I have come to Los Angeles to see my name in letters five-feet tall and luminous
2000-09-26 - If you want to find me, I'll be out in the sandbox wondering where the hell all the love has gone
2000-09-25 - Red cars and blue cars go by...
2000-09-25 - I'm looking for something to believe in
2000-09-23 - Get a hold of yourself!
2000-09-22 - Down on the corner where the cats hang out
2000-09-21 - A wildly mixed bag of bits
2000-09-20 - All the people we used to know, they're an illusion to me now
2000-09-19 - Cameraman sways to remember how the eye dances
2000-09-18 - It took me a long time to get back on the train
2000-09-16 - You knew I was going to cry, didn't you?
2000-09-16 - It's not rocket science
2000-09-15 - Dooo-doo-de-doo-doo-doo-doo Dum-dum-de-dum...
2000-09-15 - Little things
2000-09-14 - Sulky
2000-09-14 - Fifty-seven channels and nothing on
2000-09-13 - I'll be seeing you in all the old familiar places
2000-09-12 - The moral of the story
2000-09-12 - I think I'm gonna have a bowl of you
2000-09-11 - Grounded with nothing to stand on
2000-09-10 - I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
2000-09-10 - Absolutely Positively Random
2000-09-09 - Are my cats, in fact, plotting my death right now?
2000-09-09 - We interrupt this cynicism...
2000-09-08 - Feeling Ooooold
2000-09-07 - But that was 30 years ago, back when they used to have a show
2000-09-07 - Nothin' to do but scratch words in the dirt and watch the water roll down
2000-09-06 - Food. Bah.
2000-09-06 - A Dry Season
2000-09-05 - Turn and face the strange ch-ch-changes
2000-09-04 - *sniff* *achoooo*
2000-09-03 - Let a smile be your umbrella
2000-08-31 - In Which People Amaze and Disturb me
2000-08-29 - A second entry about my hair
2000-08-29 - How's your hair?
2000-08-28 - It's almost like...
2000-08-28 - Peace on earth, yadda yadda yadda
2000-08-26 - Demonstrating how I know the difference
2000-08-26 - Little Red Haired Girl
2000-08-23 - Philadelphia Freedom, I lo-o-o-ve you. Yes, I do.
2000-08-21 - Gushes
2000-08-20 - You may find a lifetime has passed you by
2000-08-20 - Dad says...
2000-08-19 - Don't get me started
2000-08-19 - Good Stuff, Maynard
2000-08-18 - Shopping Trip
2000-08-17 - Talkin' Gender Relations Blues
2000-08-16 - Note to Self
2000-08-16 - From the album "Living in a Box"...
2000-08-15 - Dread
2000-08-14 - As-seen-on-tv.com
2000-08-13 - Sucks less!
2000-08-12 - Saturday at home
2000-08-11 - Lola, summarized
2000-08-11 - Extravaganza!
2000-08-10 - The most God-forsaken time of the day
2000-08-10 - Take care of yourselves!
2000-08-09 - *snort* + update
2000-08-08 - We have a winner!
2000-08-07 - "Partly Cloudy"
2000-08-07 - Four on the Floor
2000-08-06 - Burn baby, burn
2000-08-05 - Insomnia
2000-08-04 - Rainy afternoon
2000-08-03 - PSA
2000-08-02 - The Sun Always Shines on TV
2000-08-01 - If it has a vegetable and two different sauces, it must be dinner.
2000-08-01 - An unreasonable lack of fear
2000-08-01 - More random thoughts from the middle of the night
2000-07-31 - mmm. figgy.
2000-07-30 - Watching a life
2000-07-30 - What's in a name?
2000-07-29 - How the other half lives
2000-07-28 - Oh dear. Koog's cranky.
2000-07-27 - Naughty Feather
2000-07-25 - Vacation Notice
2000-07-24 - Run Spot. Run.
2000-07-23 - The monster is sleeping; the monster is awake.
2000-07-22 - Fashion Rant
2000-07-22 - Yet Another Dream Entry
2000-07-21 - I'm not a physicist, but I play one on TV.
2000-07-20 - Sweet
2000-07-19 - Up and Down
2000-07-18 - Classified Ads
2000-07-17 - Soylent Purple
2000-07-16 - A good time was had by all.
2000-07-15 - There should be a prime-time game show about my life.
2000-07-15 - Hey ! Let's put on a show!
2000-07-14 - Isn't this a lovely day to get caught in the rain?
2000-07-14 - Comfy Shoes!
2000-07-12 - Oh, to be a cat
2000-07-12 - Sodium Lights
2000-07-10 - "If you don't mind, it don't matter."
2000-07-09 - Reality bites.
2000-07-08 - Mmm. Recycled content.
2000-07-07 - Priorities. Yeah, yeah.
2000-07-07 - It's been a while, hasn't it?
2000-07-05 - The kindness of strangers
2000-07-05 - Rant about bathroom stuff
2000-07-04 - Home again
2000-06-29 - Third time's a charm
2000-06-28 - Brand Loyalty and Stuff
2000-06-27 - Forecast for the next three months: hot and sticky
2000-06-27 - A harrowing adventure and a refreshing beverage
2000-06-26 - Doldrums
2000-06-25 - Man, I feel like a moron
2000-06-25 - Makeover!
2000-06-24 - Mmmmargarine goodness!
2000-06-23 - Three Days...
2000-06-23 - Placemarker
2000-06-21 - Chapter Nine, in which Koog talks about shoes and lipstick
2000-06-20 - What do you know?
2000-06-19 - Glorious Food
2000-06-18 - Get out of my house!
2000-06-17 - The people in my neighborhood
2000-06-16 - Why I *heart* trees
2000-06-15 - What is your damage, Heather?
2000-06-14 - Irony of ironies
2000-06-13 - Now, let's talk about me some more!
2000-06-12 - Empty.
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